Offensiivista kieltä edessä, eli Sopranos-sarjasta otettuja nasevia lausahduksia ja keskustelunpätkiä. Lisäilen uusia aina välillä, ehdotuksia saa lähettää.

* Tony: So what, no fuckin' ziti now?

* Christopher: Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
* Pussy: Luca Brazzi. Luca..
* Christopher: Whatever.

* Tony: Cheer me up, babe!
* Silvio: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in...

* Livia: I phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
* Tony: Ma, how many times I gotta tell you, that's not an operator, that's an answering machine.
* Livia: Oh.. Fancy, fancy.

Uncle Junior: You gotta lot of sense for an old gal.
Livia: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.

Mikey: I think you should'a taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should'a sent a clear cut signal that if you fuck with Junior Soprano -
Uncle Junior: Take it easy. We're not making a western here.

Meadow: I hate my life, being a Soprano.
Christopher: Hey, don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy.
Meadow: Fuck you.

Christopher: Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.
Pussy: Moe Green -special.

Christopher: This ain't negotiation time. This is 'Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, say hello to my little friend!
Silvio: Always with the scenarios.

Meadow: Sometimes you're so naive. What do you think Dad does for a living?
A.J.: Waste management.
Meadow: Do you know any other garbagemen who live in a house like this?

Meadow: Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50,000 in krugerrands and a .45 automatic while they were hunting for Easter eggs?

Johnny: Oh! Pela marona-Jesus Christ almighty! Fuckin' albacore around my neck. Every time I try to do something, me and the kids will go without you.
Livia: They are not going anywhere! I'd rather smother them with a pillow than take them to Nevada!
Johnny: Always with the drama..

Meadow: Foo your computer. The Feds are coming.
A.J.: So?
Meadow: You want them to see all that porno you downloaded?
A.J.: Shit.

Carmela: A girl slits her wrists and all you can think about is a game?
Tony: Well, it wasn't like friggin' Cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture, that's all.

Parvati: There's a Zuni saying: for every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19.
Tony: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose 2 teeth.

David: I wouldn't do anything to insult you! Our kids go to school together. Tony, I'm sorry; I'm sorry. I'm just having some bad luck!
Tony: Yeah? It just got worse.

Joe: I respect the ring.
Davidin vaimo: Especially that ring. Probably came off a dead person's finger

Meadow: Are you in the Mafia?
Tony: I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.

Tony: I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit outta that guy, I went to the class.. I told them how tough my father was.
Melfi: Do you think that's how your son feels about you?
Tony: Yeah, probably. And I'm glad, I'm glad he's proud of me. But that's the bind I'm in, 'cause I don't want him to be like me.

Richard: Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country, invariably he's going to reference "The Godfather", "Goodfellas.."
Jason: Good movies.
Richard: ..and the rest are going to say "pizza".
Jason: Good movies to eat pizza by.

Leipomon myyjä: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
Christopher: It happens.

Mikey: Fuckin' manners, please?

Massive G: You people are alright. Godfather? I've seen that movie 200 times. Godfather II was definitely the shit. The third one, a lot of people didn't like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.

Paulie: Altieri's wake is tonight.
Christopher: I phoned in a bomb scare.
Silvio: See, now that's over the top.

Tony: Two pricks with 9mm's. My self-esteem is non-existent right now.